

If Uncle Albert did the Monmouth Raft Race... It Would've Gone Like This...
19 strong over two rafts, the New Inn Junior football coaches, along with friends and family, looked set to put on a good show. But just like Uncle Albert, who knackered 3 frigates, 2 destroyers and a gravy boat, it wasn't meant to be. An early capsize for boat 142 meant the secretary's alcoholic refreshments were lost to the Wye along with their steady buoyancy, meaning their listing to starboard could only be corrected with 7 team members paddling on the port side to stay a